April 2011
35 posts
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March 2011
62 posts
Pow! Zoom! Straight to the moon!
Sometimes you need to do a little mexican judo, as in judo know who your messin’ with.
Holy CRAP, Kung Fu panda 2 came out today.
Bitch i go to work.
Imma go watch Tarzaaaaaan.
four main reasons a girl will stop texting back. One - You said something that made her mad Two - You just started to get boring Three - She fell asleep Four - You said the letter “K”
“I bet you look like a retarted fuck octopus when you dance.”
I’m always over SWAG-ulating. Sorry. haha.
I’m sick…of you! Hahahaaa…no but really i’m sick.
“So uh if anything were to happen, I can’t go to jail..I’m a little bitch, there i said it.
I said it, I said it! People of my physical body type shouldn’t go to jail because uh, physically I’m weak, and i have breasts. I already know that their going to take me down, squeeze my breasts together and make love to them.”
-David
“Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?”
Disneyland, the happiest plac-GOD LEMME GO TO DISNEY FREAKING LAND!
56266 asked: i know, i didn't want to use someone's picture, so i used one of my ugly pictures, ha.
When people contrast their pictures too dark.
ohyusjoann:
Example:
What is this? I think it’s so ugly.
Thats you! Artard! <3
NOOOOOOOO!!! My dreams crushed in 1 sentence!
So…I’m not going to Disneyland anymore =’[. WHAT THE FUCK MOM! Why do you have to be so observant!? Bleh so I guess the bus leaves at 10 at night and my mom told my dad and she was like “So yee, there was this story the other day about..bus..blahblah..crashed..blahblahBLAH!!” MAN OH MAN! WHAT THE FRIGGIN HELL! Gah I have ONE WEEK! ONE WEEK to re convince!
WHy...
Guys should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
for all you ladies out there. :)
“Cher:Would you say I’m selfish?
Dionne:..No not to your face.”
– Ah shit.
I use jeezqueeny’s page for music. =]
I’m mortified, petrified, stupefied by you
DISNEYLAND!!!
I’m going to Disneyland on April 1st-3rd! Whoootwhoooot! Can’t wait. I’m counting down the days. 16 more days! Well I need to get teacher signatures and pay but whoooo! Imma go on California Screamin and Tower or Terror, and all thats SHIET!Have the time of my life. No parents! And the best part Souveneirs! If that’s how you spell it!
To infinity, and beyond!
jcldream-deactivated20110727 asked: Hi, thanks for the follow :]
xkianaaa asked: thanks for the follow :) im kianaa !
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Assumptions.
Assumptions, what can I say. Assuming things can lead to very bad conflicts either with friends, family, or your significant other. It’s better that you don’t assume stupid ass shit. Doing that is like an automatic no no.
For relationships it can lead to arguments or some type of break up/conflict.
G’niiiiiiiiight.
Ah the ocean, I’ve pissed in that a couple of times.
I don’t drink water, fish FUCK in it. Im keeeeding I still drink it,
